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We Ramparters were looking for a simple metaphor to sum up Marxist economics and the populist, socialist spend-spend-spend political strategies of Jeremy Corbyn and The Bern. And we came up with Operation Nutsack. Because, in a nutshell, their policies are utter uncosted bollocks. Look at Corbyn’s promises to the Youth at GE2017:

No tuition fees. Four extra public holidays each year. The minimum wage raised to at least £10 per hour. Housing benefits for those under the age of 21. Unpaid internships banned. 

Uncosted bollocks. Corbyn admitted it after the election:

Even Corbyn & Momentum supporter Owen Jones agreed with Labour stalwart Alastair Campbell that the Momentum/Labour Manifesto was “uncosted” spin based on dodgy mathematics:

We’d like those who agree with our assessment of Corbynomics as OLD BOLLOCKS to send in a snap of their testicles, should you have any. That includes you, Lily Madigan, Labour Women’s Officer, if you fancy showing us your jingle bells, although we’d prefer tried and failed old bollocks as that is what these Hard Left con merchants are trying to saddle us with, rather than new virgin bollocks .

Please send in your Old Bollocks snaps with a message for Jeremy Corbyn that he might be able to read out at Prime Minister’s Questions.

Here are the Operation Nutsack offerings so far:  

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Dear Mr Corbyn, I lived through the 1970’s and that was bad enough. Your socialism is like crack cocaine compared to that 1970’s weed. You’ll damage the country like no leader past or present. I’ve voted Labour all my life but I prefer Theresa May to you. You don’t love Britain. You are an ideologue. You can fuck off. Your old bollocks fails time and again. Mine might dangle nearer to my ankles than ever before but they can dangle proud. My question for you is Why don’t you take your Commie bastards and fuck off to Russia to set up a commune?  Jim, Stockport. 

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Hello Jeremy, These are my husband’s old bollocks and I am sending them into Rampart as requested. They are nicer than your old dingleberries and ensure abundance unlike your dried up policies. My question for you is, how can you sleep at night spouting the shite you do to the young? Jenny, Bristol. 

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Dear Mr Corbyn, Sorry I am not trying to moon you, just that I can’t get a close-up of my old bollocks. Not an easy manoeuvre. You should try sometime. Or just listen to your old bollocks. They are on the TV and Radio enough. So, my question for you is, How the fuck did you manage to mount Diane? No, seriously, were you wearing crampons? Ian, York. 

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Dear Mr Corbyn, here’s a question for you. My grandson Jon is 22 and he voted for you at the last General Election. Jon is an undergraduate studying History. At the time of the election he was in his first year and had not studied much but been to endless parties. Now he says he will never vote for you or what you stand for ever again. How is that possible? Is it because he’s seen through your old bollocks? Is it because he has recognised from the subject he is studying that you are conning him and his innocent ilk? You are seducing kids. What’s the difference between your type and a nonce, Mr Corbyn? Here, leave the youth alone and here’s my old pair of bollocks. Victor, Enfield.